Bruno Funny Status Messages

   there needs to be a new traffic light color. something like blue that means 'hey idiot, stop texting the lights about to turn Green'

   baffled how I have to wake up early every day and deal with people who are unpleasant and David Carusso still has an acting job.

   I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat

   "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that.

   if you go from a smarthphone to a regular cell phone, you are automatic taken back to 2003 where we all lived like savages

   the best gift is the one that keeps giving Thats why I bought my wife a stripper pole this year