Bindi Funny Status Messages

   Oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right!

   I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.

   Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil

   has been kidnapped by her bed, don't worry - should be able to break free in the morning ;)

   the grass may be greener on the other side... but it is just as hard to mow.

   I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling.

   Dear A+. You are the most beautiful grade of them all... Thank you for visiting... Please hang out with me more often... We belong together... I will never tire of looking at you...

   He who hesitates is not only lost, but probably 12kms from the next motorway exit.

   It doesn't really matter how high you can jump, or how fast you can go... it's all about how well you can bounce.