BigV Funny Status Messages

   I’ve decided to spend this Valentines Day with the one I love…. I just really hope she’s working her corner today.

   I'm trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?

   I’ll be eating a dozen donuts throughout today to celebrate the National Donut Day, or as I call it, “every other day”

   If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

   I prematurely panicked with the hurricane Sandy warnings yesterday and ate my cat....now feeling remorseful.....