BERT Funny Status Messages

   Due to the holiday this status is closed. Will reopen tomorrow at 8am. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.

   Just wrecked myself...I sure wish I would've checked myself beforehand.

   was riding the escalator the other day, and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half..

   No Lady Gaga, ou weren't born that way. We can all see your Adam's Apple. Its sort of gross.

   I think I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

   Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

   Just walked in the shower with my socks on....AGAIN

   They passed a budget last nigt and the Fereral Government STILL shutdown today! Oh wait... its Saturday isn't it?