Audrey J Funny Status Messages

   I've got two chickens to paralyze!!! - Eddie Money

   I'm just a girl. A girl who is standing before a man who is standing before another woman in front of another man at Taco Bell.

   "Luke, I am your father." - Darth Vader, after he found out Luke has money.

   I've decided I no longer want to be an adult....if you need me I will be in my blanket fort with my coloring book, etch-a-sketch, lite brite, speak-n-spell, and my sit-n-spin. Best. Toys. Ever. This is gonna be off the hook!

   I play this awesome drinking game where I take a shot at every red light...and this is why I'm not allowed to adopt children.

   There is no difference between a camel and a moose...unless you're looking at their toes and their knuckles.