Anubis73 Funny Status Messages

   You know that you are broke when your bologna has no first name.

   The words there, their, and they're do NOT mean the same thing.

   Al Gore said we would have days like this...no...wait...scratch that.

   Whenever a person uses "then" instead of "than" on Facebook, an angel drop kicks a puppy.

   Dec. 4 1979 it was 91 deg. Was it Global Waring then too?

   Dec. 4 1079 it was 91 deg. Was it Global Waring then too?

   I have just discovered that dictionaries do not contain an entry for the word 'gullible'.

   Money is not the root of all evil. It is the root of all KINDS of evil.