Alistair Mendonza Funny Status Messages

   Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What's your excuse?

   People say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

   Because I was born in the 90s I have, so far, lived through 3 decades, 2 centuries and 2 millenniums and I am yet to be 20!