AAS Funny Status Messages

   Apparently it is frowned upon to walk into the convenience store, grab a box of condoms and ask "where is the fitting room?"

   4 out of 5 fingers agree that you're a good driver.

   Bored? Send a text message to a random number saying: "I'm Pregnant"

   2011: You mad bro? 1800: Art thou angered brethren?

   Dear people who spell shop 'shoppe', please stoppe.

   It takes a great deal of courage to admit you've seen Herman Cain naked.