706 Funny Status Messages

   I wish I could talk like fez from the 70 show. "good day, I said good day

   if you don't want to be a full time daddy put that thing on your pants

   IM SO BAD. I BROKE 3 LAWS LESS THAN 35 SECONDS. I RAN A RED LIGHT, I WAS GOING 60 IN A 45, AND I SAID THE F WORD. #THUG LIFE

   Ohhhh noooo, I have to wake up 4am to work. Damn minimum wage

   I'm not a Quitter. I'm might not accomplish these things, but I'll never quit.

   Let the fireworks begin!!!

   If she drinks apple juice she is too young for you bro

   The akward moment when your college teacher gave you a dead line date for an essay, so you forgot to do it, so you do it at the last day and end up getting a higher grade than your classmates. "THUG LIFE"

   I taught myself how to drive by playing GTA San Andreas! THUG LIFE