@theriddlemaker Funny Status Messages

   i slept on the couch last night, because when my wife asked me why I go to the gym so much. I'm thinking because I wanna look good if we get divorced was not the correct responce.

   if I'm getting pulled over by police and I just coveniently pull into a Dunkin Donuts parking lot, can that be considered bribery??..... I'm just say'n.