@spitfirefreak Funny Status Messages

   "Just because you Can't dance, doesn't mean you Shouldn't dance." - Alcohol.

   If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends.. If she calls you drunk, she is yours.. If she turns off her cell, she never was.

   If I had a mood ring on today, it'd be flashing like a disco ball..!

   I wish I were a glow worm, A glow worm's never glum. "Cause how can you be grumpy, when the sun shines out your bum?!

   I can make your day better just by not being part of it

   if I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

   Somewhere out there there's a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you could breathe. I think some f you owe it an apology.

   I love intelligent women with high I.Q.s, but man it sure makes keeping track f the lies a pain in the ass..!

   Embracing the darkness,killing the light.go on you troubles,i ain't got the time to fight.mayb the yesterday ws wrong,tmrrw wud sure be right.no more shaking up,may however strong be the tide.i close my eyes with a dream.this is misery's final night. . .

   The friend suggestions? If you're bored and got nothing better to do in the night, start rating them and give 'em grades on their inbox. Once you get a reply, tell 'em it wasn't you, but what looking at their dps turned your mood clock into.#Blametheweed

   I asked my Heart why can't I sleep at night? IT replied: Cos you already slept your arse off at work. . Don't act like you're in Love jackasss. . :|

   Why is it that every gal i'm in touch with these days is so sh*t fo brains??i mean, god,please,get 'Some'body with even half f it. . fine,make her ugly as hell but pls,'Some' brains atleast? beauty and brains don't go together at all,I know now. . . :/

   Need a half hour f quiet time? Ask her fo a selfie.