@kraziedavid909 Funny Status Messages

   Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

   I am aware that I am less than some people perfer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.

   RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers.

   It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.

   i asked God to protect me from my enemines. Then all of a sudden I started losing "friends".

   "If you want to fly, you got to give up the sh*t that weighs you down!"

   Karaoke is always a great idea before the mic is placed in your hand

   My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss

   Her legs spread so easily...I can't believe its not butter...

   I met this Chinese guy named Ho Lee Chit... (^_^)

   That feel good feeling when someone walks into your life and you know there going to make an impact on your life :)

   ____&_____ <----- This totally looks like a person scooting there as$ on the floor..lol

   I need a BAD GIRL with good INTENTIONS

   ladies when a guy changes his status on facebook from single to in a relationship..say congratulations which hand is it this time? Right or Left

   I may be getting older but that's no reason to grow up.

   I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I'm proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, b

   says just because you put high octane in your metro geo doesn't mean you belong in the fast lane.

   prays for the day when all resturants have scatch and sniffs ...to get a good whiff of the meal before you order it lol

   k mmmmmmmmmmmmm,7 3 (OMG, MY CAT WROTE THAT, HE'S A GENIUS.)

   In bed and feeling all giggly. Hehe, cupcakes and boobies!