@iTechnoBoy Funny Status Messages

   Happy Mothers Day to all the stay at home dads

   WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, the place where relationships are perfect, liars believe they are telling the truth, & the WORLD shows off they are living a great life; where your ENEMIES are the ones that visit your profile the most, your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you

   Aside from Confirm & ignore, friend requests should have a "WHO ARE YOU" button

   I'm sorry I'm late. I saw a drawing of the sun wearing sunglasses and spent 4 hours wondering what the f**k he was protecting his eyes from.

   Twitter: What's happening? Facebook: What are you thinking? MySpace: Where is everybody?!

   People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still updates their MySpace profiles

   If Facebook really did have a dislike button.. some serious drama would go down

   $950 for an iPhone 6 off contract’)... Airplane mode better take me on vacation

   Dear 12 year old on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Did someone steal your cookies?

   Why do porn sites have a "Share to Facebook" button? Who watches porn and thinks, "You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends."

   Don't sacrifice your friends for your "loved one". Because if your "loved one" is making you leave your friends...there's something wrong.

   Dear Nike, I did it. Now what happens? Sincerely, Pregnant teen.

   I love watching two girls meet for the first time. Its easily the fakest thing I have ever seen.

   Dear Google, You bring up millions of results, if I don't see what I want on the first page, I asume it's not there Sincerely EVERYONE.

   Just because I flirt with you doesnt mean I like you.

   If people winked in real life as much as they wink in texts, the world would be an extremely creepy place.

   I hate when girls say, "you probably say that to every girl." don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?

   People who say you "tweet too much" need to take their asses back to MYSPACE cause you won't be seeing anything "too much".

   everyone needs to stop freacking out every time facebook makes a change. its facebook. you'll be ok 

   Don't worry about the world coming to an end, it,s already tomorrow in Australia