@SSRadioDJs Funny Status Messages

   It took 100 years for Congress to make the 4th of July an official holiday. (The same amount of time it takes them to do anything now!)

   I see where the TSA is removing all the X-Ray scanners from airports. And jsut as soon as they remove the TSA, I'll start flying again!

   I didn't realize this pizza delivery tracker app had a "I dropped your pizza but scooped it back up and placed it in the box" indicator.