@PoorJokePaul Funny Status Messages

   I had a dream last night that I killed all those shirtless guys with "swag" and their duckface girlfriends too. It was the Yolocaust.

   A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?

   The Chuckle Brothers now work as parking wardens... To meter you.

   This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, But I'd never met herbivore

   Never say never? False. You just said it twice.

   How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints