@McIsaac360 Funny Status Messages

   Dear Taco Bell, your 35% shreds of beef are like delicious shriveled delicacys of bliss and happiness from the rainbow of a dsylexic leprekuan... But I'm a carnivore and need at least 70% real meat to continue eating your contramptions.... Please work on

   thinking Gucci Man is retarded; what kind of man get a tattoo of an ice cream cone on my face? Everyone knows Ice Cream is the least threating foods of the food groups... What an idiot.

   thinks someone needs to falcon punch Gucci Mane in his ice cream loving face...

   My Valentines Date was arrested for biting her self and pushing her self down a flight of stairs... :( I need a replacement. :\

   when I was little I used to think Marshmallows were ghost turds...

   Yoda could never get married because every time he announce his vows he replies "Do I?"

   You can't put a price on happiness... However the bi-products Water, Pg&E, Internet, Clothes, Shoes, Movies, Food, Transportation, Travel.... You can put a price on.

   If I had to pick which Kevin Bacon movie I like the most, It would be a tie,.... between all of them

   Oprah sister is the new Pat; Pat is the new Stedman and Stedman is the new Tampon.

   We all know who we should blame for the war in Libya... Doc why did you steal the plutonium you mad man!!! >_<

   I hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago; negroe I was a different person two hours ago. -_-

   I would kill to see a Dave Chapelle Charley Murphy: True Hollywood Story of Charlie Sheen... :\

   I had my dose of monday Tiger Blood, but I broke my freaking dragon tooth.

   Some lady, said I was like a cuddly big bear.... Funny, I was just thinking about scrimmaging through some trash cans and mauling some hikers. -_-

   roses are red, violets are blue, the moment you leave, I'm robbing you... Thank you Iphone GPS!

   Just herd Tyler Perry is investing in a new special event...Ah well... I will talk to you guys later, I'm about to watch Tyler Perry Presents: The Oscars.

   I'm counting the calories as I eat this double quarter pounder with cheese...Wish me luck weight lost!