@DJPhatJ Funny Status Messages

   This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out her window at me Today.. "I'm gonna make your life a living hell" ...I yelled back, "Thanks but I'm not looking for a relationship right now."

   If you leave a dream catcher in the rain, does it become a wet dream catcher

   The saying "More than one way to skin a cat" Probably came from a Chinese food restaurant owner

   Things to do.. #1 dig a hole #2 name it love #3 watch people fall in love

   Chicken Pot Pie.. Three of my favorite things 😁

   If you love something set it free, if it comes back set it free again because nobody else loved it either

   "Do not touch!" must be one of the scariest things to read in brail.

   My debit card isn't the only thing I wanna tap tonight.