@ChrisRamey3 Funny Status Messages

   Justin Bieber arrested for DUI and street racing. He was under the influence of drugs and was incoherent. He resisted arrest without violence and didnt have a drivers license. There is no joke here, the headline is funny enough on its own merit.

   Internet dating is like ordering fast food, It looks really good in the picture, but when you see it in person its a whole different ballgame.