fadolo Funny Status Messages

   K. K .K members never turn their TVs off cuz they don't want the screen to be black

   "Lick it or ticket." - horny cop.

   (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (O_o) (-_-) (-_-) <-- Me & my boys. Don't talk to Bob, he's on Ecstasy"

   Girls put you in the friend zone but forget they need a ride to work. Nah ho

   I decided to get in touch with my feminine side today. I made myself a sandwich.

   Apparently, I can't say "Blak paint!" any more. I have to be PC and say, "Please paint that wall, Leroy."

   We've all met a child that makes us realize 'child abuse' began for a reason..

   Supplies! -Asian surprise party

   You say toilet, I say Christmas beer vomit receptacle.

   R.I.P to the virginitys about to be lost tonight.

   If a chick ask what kind of cologne you got on you gotta lie & tell her Axe body spray cause she most likely gonna buy it for her boyfriend.

   Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)

   ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night...@

   I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.

   Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke

   R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.

   Me: "Can we have Up Dog for dinner?" Mom: "What is up dog?" Me: "nothin just chilling

   A perfect relationship is one which the only thing you fight about is who gets to hold the camera when you're fvcking...

   If your chinese store dont have bullet proof glass then your not in the hood.!

   My wife gained so much for Thanksgiving she left the house this morning in high heels to get coffee and came home with flip-flops