Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   an idiot!!! there... happy now? thanks for all of your anonymous contributions too.

   The one night I wish I was a cop... amateur night.

   Don't go out there alone... Take this status update with you.

   Totally forgot about the Hemorrhoid Commercial...

   Am I the only one in Crocks?

   just realized who I am.... The Vodka Whisperer

   "Oh, this old thing?" - my cat showing me his butt hole..

   can't wait for Thanksgiving!! No, not because of the meal and football games. Just found out I don't have to sit at "The Kids Table" again this year!!!!

   in TIME OUT because riding the dog like it's a Small Horse is frowned upon in this establishment...

   TEQUILA wants to know... Have you hugged your toilet today?

   sooo glad tomorrow is Monday!!! (crickets chirping)...what?...

   When I grow up, I wanna be the guy in the fluffy suit that police dogs attack!!!

   just got back from my morning walk and got a TON of canned goods!!!!

   I've started a new thing, post your password on my wall in case you forget it!! (Yeah, I got your back :-D)

   Just finished shoveling 6 inches of snow off my lawn. Then I mowed it.

   just getting jiggy with it!

   can't remember the last time I LOL'ed let alone ROTF.

   Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

   Don't know what I did but kids have been coming to my house and giving me bags full of candy all night!!!

   So, I take it mushrooms are acceptably the norm in Russia... Well played Olympics