@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   If you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable, it's probably not.... and we should definitely hang out :)

   I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.!!

   Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.

   I look around when talking to someone because lets face it direct eye contact is weird sometimes!

   My mom said to me "Guess whose washing the dishes tonight?!"...I Soulja boyd her & said "YOUUUUUUUUUU!"

   Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries* (happens everytime)

   ......Update status, nobody likes?...... -_- (1) Deletes Facebook profile (2) Move to a next country (3) Change name (4) Start new life =)

   Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.

   "False information" spelled backwards is "False information"

   That moment when you have so many things to do and decided to take a nap instead

   The Feeling You Get When You're Paying For Something And Can't Find Your Money...

   Internet Issues: Open a new tab & forget why.

   ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious

   im not sure if I'm hungry but I'm gonna eat anyway just in case

   Hey Mom! I have good news!" "You got a 100% on your math test?!" "I said I have good news, not a miracle"

   The bipolar emoticon —> :):

   Three fastest ways of communication: Tele-Phone, Tele-Vision & Tell-a-Woman.

   Not caring about having a great body..caz lets face it food is better !

   Announcing that you need to pee just because it feels necessary.

   Well, I'd like to help… but not as much as I'd like not to