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   messageicon My head says, “Go to the gym.” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!”!
←Rate | 01-11-2012 12:27 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon that annoying moment when you close the wrong tab
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:11 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable, it's probably not.... and we should definitely hang out :)
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.!!
←Rate | 06-09-2012 14:29 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I look around when talking to someone because lets face it direct eye contact is weird sometimes!
←Rate | 01-10-2012 14:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mom said to me "Guess whose washing the dishes tonight?!"...I Soulja boyd her & said "YOUUUUUUUUUU!"
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries* (happens everytime)
←Rate | 04-09-2014 15:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ......Update status, nobody likes?...... -_- (1) Deletes Facebook profile (2) Move to a next country (3) Change name (4) Start new life =)
←Rate | 11-12-2012 21:08 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them German, Because life is also terrifying and confusing.
←Rate | 04-18-2012 21:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (2)  

   messageicon "False information" spelled backwards is "False information"
←Rate | 11-10-2011 11:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon That moment when you have so many things to do and decided to take a nap instead
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Feeling You Get When You're Paying For Something And Can't Find Your Money...
←Rate | 10-22-2011 15:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious
←Rate | 11-03-2011 20:42 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Internet Issues: Open a new tab & forget why.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 19:51 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon im not sure if I'm hungry but I'm gonna eat anyway just in case
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey Mom! I have good news!" "You got a 100% on your math test?!" "I said I have good news, not a miracle"
←Rate | 02-03-2012 00:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon The bipolar emoticon —> :):
←Rate | 01-03-2012 20:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Three fastest ways of communication: Tele-Phone, Tele-Vision & Tell-a-Woman.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not caring about having a great body..caz lets face it food is better !
←Rate | 01-23-2012 12:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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