anonymous Funny Status Messages

   still misses someone. But his aim is improving!

   stopped to think and forgot to start again

   to read directions to cook ramen noodles.

   in court her imaginary friend filed a restraining order against her

   hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt

   rearranging furniture at the home for the blind

   never been called a Space Cowboy.

   doing nothing worth mentioning on facebook.

   due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".

   applied for job at AIG, I heard they get paid!

   ...To be Continued

   Gone with the Wind!

   Schizophrenic, and so am I.

   beating his record for consecutive days alive!

   would have brought sexy back but I lost the receipt

   wondering why its called a search party....

   usually good looking, but today is his day off.

   cool like the other side of the pillow

   gonna change my facebook status, but I got high...

   the answer