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   messageicon I heard Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning... Apparently they found some 12 year old nuts in his mouth.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 11:41 by Daron Garrett Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinks that since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, they should melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 10:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : The Jacson Five are now The Jackson 4
←Rate | 06-26-2009 04:18 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was blowing Bubbles when I heard Michael Jackson died from a heart attack - how very ironic.
←Rate | 06-26-2009 02:44 by Mark Symons | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon The government has just released a statement saying that Micheal Jackson cannot be cremated as this will go against their green agenda. Because he is 80% plastic he will have to be recycled
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:02 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson is dead and the plans are to melt down his body to make plastic toys so that little kids can play with him for a change.
←Rate | 06-25-2009 23:11 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon How does Michael Jackson know when it's bedtime?.....when the big hand touches the little hand
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:51 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon What did Michael Jackson say when he saw an elastic band on the floor?....."It's just another part of me"
←Rate | 06-25-2009 21:48 by T Cheung | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon Undertakers have announced that now michael Jackson has died he's gonna be melted down to make toys, so the kids can play with him for a change!
←Rate | 06-25-2009 19:47 by Pete N Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Michael Jackson's Heart was telling the Defibrillator to just Beat It?
←Rate | 06-25-2009 18:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon The fastest sprinter in the world is black, the fastest racing driver is black, the most powerfull man is black.....Michael Jackson must be kicking himself!
←Rate | 05-28-2009 14:56 by Richard Blesovsky | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon busier than Mr. Jackson at a daycare!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 01:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


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