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   messageicon Cop cars should play the jaws theme song
←Rate | 06-09-2012 17:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: :-P Me: 8===D Her: :-O Me: 8====D~~~ Her: :-) Me: 8=D Me: ZZZZ
←Rate | 06-08-2012 21:06 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Facebook* How I look in photos I upload: s(•_•)z How I look in photos I'm tagged in: \(•~°)/
←Rate | 06-08-2012 17:20 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has 99 problems. All bittches.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 17:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Lick it or ticket." - horny cop.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 12:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon took you to dinner,a movie,then for drinks,get back to your house then tell me you have your period (・_・)ノ”(ノ_<)
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:43 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only thing more stressful than a blind date is meeting a new drug dealer for the first time
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:27 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 22:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember Ladies, blojobs are flowers for men.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 21:57 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon .When the doctor said that we couldn't have sex for 6 weeks, I actually saw a tear roll down the palm of my hand
←Rate | 06-02-2012 16:36 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon •Keep the smile. •Leave the tear. •Think of joy. •Forget the fear. •Hold the laugh. •Leave the pain. •Be joyous till i. post again!.
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hold me." -Grudges
←Rate | 06-02-2012 14:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Party ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ at my __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡......
←Rate | 05-28-2012 19:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm currently writing a book about my love of dogs and gardening. It's called b*tches and hoes.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 19:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 10:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White chicks will make themselves deep throatt the dikk, black chicks get to a certain limit like "I can't do this"
←Rate | 05-25-2012 14:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Bruh I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car Today.....
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:19 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon #HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Where the hoez at?" = We wish to know the whereabouts about those with no morals to perform in rather raunchy activities
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:17 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon HOODTRANSLATIONS Sh*t just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & this is no more a laughing matter.
←Rate | 05-24-2012 15:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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