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   messageicon as a kid my mom used to tell us kids "i dont want to hear a peep"....i just listened to the easter basket & I dont hear anything
←Rate | 03-23-2013 18:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats the difference between love & a sandwich? I'm great at making a sandwich
←Rate | 03-15-2013 14:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon today Obama signed the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA)....is it still legal to tell my gf to make me a sandwich?
←Rate | 03-07-2013 15:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people get so mad at me in the self-checkout lane....i stand there checking myself out just like the name says. they say I take too long
←Rate | 03-01-2013 02:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do ppl say they are "under the weather"?....unless ur an astronaut, were all under the weather
←Rate | 02-24-2013 02:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i keep getting all these popups...if this lasts 4 hours, I'm gonna have to visit WebMD
←Rate | 02-23-2013 02:22 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this status has been formatted to fit your screen
←Rate | 02-22-2013 02:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon theres the old saying "you are what you eat"....glad I'm not in Britian eating horse's ass
←Rate | 02-18-2013 23:41 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon id hate to be a vegetarian in Russia....everything suddenly tastes a little meteor
←Rate | 02-15-2013 18:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my clothes are christian...this week in the laundry they gave up some lint for lent
←Rate | 02-14-2013 23:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm an animal in the bedroom...a sloth
←Rate | 02-14-2013 23:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon roses are red, chocolate is brown, some ppl will be stuck at home looking for singles in their town
←Rate | 02-14-2013 07:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Chris Dorner feels like he is jason Bourne
←Rate | 02-12-2013 17:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im not lazy...my body is just an environmentalist that likes to conserve energy
←Rate | 02-11-2013 22:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenver ur alone & need a hug, just remember....so does a cactus
←Rate | 02-11-2013 16:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i've been looking for the key to happiness....apparently it isnt on my keyboard or my phone
←Rate | 02-11-2013 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im gonna try to improve my life .....↑↑↓↓← →← →B A START ....no it didnt work
←Rate | 02-10-2013 23:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon vodka is made with potatoes....i have a lot of family who like "health drinks"
←Rate | 02-01-2013 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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