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   messageicon i should change my name to "period"....all the women seem to hate me
←Rate | 07-02-2013 02:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Subway uses the slogan "eat fresh"...it makes me wonder if the other restaurants are fresh too because they don't say they are
←Rate | 07-02-2013 02:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my opinion is brought to you by the letter "F" & the letter "U"
←Rate | 06-24-2013 18:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i must be part zombie because i've been looking for a woman with brains
←Rate | 06-22-2013 01:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 19:48 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon happy fathers day to all the ones who came home with the gallon of milk
←Rate | 06-16-2013 00:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon seems like they'd have an app for the smart phones & tablets where you can just write down important things for the ppl that forget stuff.....on the ipad & iphone they can call it "iforget"
←Rate | 06-03-2013 22:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the brain controls body movement....i just picked up my drink with my hands therefore I used my mind to do it....i have magic powers
←Rate | 05-06-2013 04:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a lot of women stick their cell phone in their bra now days....i guess that makes it an "over the shoulder phone holder"
←Rate | 05-05-2013 04:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon MAY the FOURTH be with you
←Rate | 05-04-2013 15:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon optimistic people say "nobody is perfect" ......all my haters say "he's nobody"....even my haters think i'm perfect
←Rate | 04-29-2013 18:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon do siamese twins call their colons a "semicolon"?
←Rate | 04-16-2013 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a worker gets fired & banned from the Lego company, have they been "blocked"?
←Rate | 04-07-2013 10:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Bill Gates was to die & go to hell, would that make him the "Gates of Hell"?
←Rate | 04-05-2013 02:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget kay....every kiss begins with a semicolon :*
←Rate | 03-30-2013 17:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if wine is the blood of christ, why make up a song asking fro jesus to take the wheel?....u just asked for a drunk driver
←Rate | 03-29-2013 19:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon as a kid my mom used to tell us kids "i dont want to hear a peep"....i just listened to the easter basket & I dont hear anything
←Rate | 03-23-2013 18:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats the difference between love & a sandwich? I'm great at making a sandwich
←Rate | 03-15-2013 14:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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