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   messageicon I'm a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
←Rate | 08-02-2010 18:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's Hotter Outside then a Las Vegas Sidewalk on the Fourth of July!.."
←Rate | 07-26-2010 18:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that were all out of the car, I'm just gonna tell everybody since I have to go to the bathroom now. That when everybody thought that it was a dead skunk on the road,.. that's not what it was."
←Rate | 07-20-2010 17:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why Dora never tells her parents about the fox that keeps stalking her."
←Rate | 07-19-2010 23:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is so many fun things to do at home that alot of people don't really think about doing but would if they were told about it.. Sitting in Hot tub and playing wii at the same time is one of them."
←Rate | 07-17-2010 13:35 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG, you drink near beer? That's like when my sister circled all the Waldo's in my "Where's Waldo Book?" totally worthless and not enjoyable.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists they don't know why this is true, but it's true. Women with big rear ends live longer.. Men who tell them that, Don't."
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh didnt I tell you? Must have been none of your f*cking business."
←Rate | 07-15-2010 11:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realised Chewbacca carries a Purse!"
←Rate | 07-14-2010 19:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a cold. it makes my voice sound like a sexy pirate."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 19:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new excuse for leaving the bar early on a Saturday NIght: "I gotta Preach tomorrow."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think the Man in the Yellow Hat mentions George on his Internet dating profile?"
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the Animals are on board and accounted for, Noah, but I've got bad news. The unicorns are gay."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:00 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon the condoms I use are so sensitive, they stick around to talk to the chick for an hour after I leave."
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:53 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon one of you people has stolen my brain, and I want it back raight naow bfoor tinghs dtt ny wurs
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Google and Me, it's like we finish eachother's sentences."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 22:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust me.. You DO NOT want to see how a Sausage Fest is Made!"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:58 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many input boxes. Ever go to search for a girl on facebook and set her name as your status instead? Me either."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:54 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get really uncomfortable when people ask questions about sex. Like: "Is that it?"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:47 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's happened: I have developed real emotions for my iPhone. Actually, it's no surprise, because I was raised by a TV and a microwave."
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  




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