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   messageicon still misses someone. But his aim is improving!
←Rate | 03-20-2009 15:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon stopped to think and forgot to start again
←Rate | 03-20-2009 15:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon to read directions to cook ramen noodles.
←Rate | 03-20-2009 00:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in court her imaginary friend filed a restraining order against her
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon rearranging furniture at the home for the blind
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon never been called a Space Cowboy.
←Rate | 03-18-2009 17:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doing nothing worth mentioning on facebook.
←Rate | 03-18-2009 05:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".
←Rate | 03-17-2009 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon applied for job at AIG, I heard they get paid!
←Rate | 03-17-2009 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...To be Continued
←Rate | 03-17-2009 02:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gone with the Wind!
←Rate | 03-14-2009 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Schizophrenic, and so am I.
←Rate | 03-14-2009 01:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon beating his record for consecutive days alive!
←Rate | 03-12-2009 00:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon would have brought sexy back but I lost the receipt
←Rate | 03-10-2009 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why its called a search party....
←Rate | 03-09-2009 16:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon usually good looking, but today is his day off.
←Rate | 03-09-2009 07:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cool like the other side of the pillow
←Rate | 03-08-2009 23:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna change my facebook status, but I got high...
←Rate | 03-08-2009 23:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the answer
←Rate | 03-08-2009 20:19 Comments (0)  




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