anonymous Funny Status Messages

   shaking it like a Polaroid picture.

   the bear necessities.

   what really sank the titanic.

   a Figment of your imagination

   has 99 problems don't become the 100th one

   can't believe its not butter!

   marking his territory.

   here

   walking away

   "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "

   playing music for the hearing impaired.

   Joe the plumber

   writing a list and checking it twice

   picking a bone with you

   terrified of being offline

   having it her way

   likes big butts and he cannot lie

   laughing at your pictures

   aware of how pathetic you actually are!

   got the power