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   messageicon I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, Shark, Help!" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him
←Rate | 01-20-2012 22:31 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that" - Life
←Rate | 01-20-2012 22:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Can I use your phone to call my mom?” “Yeah, just hit redial…
←Rate | 01-20-2012 23:55 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deny,Deny,Deny..If they aint got pictures,they aint got sh*t!
←Rate | 01-21-2012 18:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has discovered why losing weight when you are older is so difficult. The fat and your body have become such good friends that they don't wan to be separated.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 20:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon What I learned from Movies: No matter how fast you run, a psychopath can catch up to you by walking slowly
←Rate | 01-22-2012 20:59 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon An old man said "Erasers r made 4 those who make mistakes." A youth replied "Erasers r made 4 those who r willing 2 correct their mistakes!!" Attitude matters!!
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three fastest ways of communication: Tele-Phone, Tele-Vision & Tell-a-Woman.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good moms let you lick the beaters...great moms turn the mixer off first!!!!
←Rate | 01-22-2012 21:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You that read wrong too. And too that.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 23:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it!!
←Rate | 01-23-2012 12:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not caring about having a great body..caz lets face it food is better !
←Rate | 01-23-2012 12:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forgot to go too the gym today. That's 3 years in a row
←Rate | 01-24-2012 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon a good night is when you hug Ur teddy ;a horror night I when the teddy hugs you back
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:02 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon teacher: are you sleeping in my class? student: no, uh, a bug flew in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate it. :D
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:03 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be judgmental. We're all screwed up.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't always eat what is right. Sometimes I eat what is left.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 23:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am attracted to those which I cannot have, and I am chased by those which I do not want.!
←Rate | 01-26-2012 20:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.!!
←Rate | 01-27-2012 16:57 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot!!!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 18:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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