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   messageicon There is 1 mosquito in my apartment. I have 50 bullets. Let's dance.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 04:22 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life.
←Rate | 10-26-2012 16:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
←Rate | 12-03-2012 19:46 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing
←Rate | 09-22-2012 10:43 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just played the board game Clue, The "Who killed music" version. Well turns out it was Nicki Minaj, in the studio, with a microphone.
←Rate | 12-09-2012 08:48 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: "There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" is apparently not a valid defense for Indecent Exposure.
←Rate | 10-01-2012 18:44 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Caution: When someone tells you to get a grip, apparently around their neck is not what they meant.. Who knew
←Rate | 09-27-2012 04:08 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon All I'm saying is: If you're already gonna be late for work you might as well walk into the office tangled up in a hammock.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 06:08 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon The ads where Bing says they're better than Google are so cute. Like when you let a kid think hes playing Xbox but the controllers unplugged.
←Rate | 02-21-2013 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sober me won't do it...drunk me will.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 07:40 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm old enough to remember when a car on the back of a tow truck meant transmission problem rather than repossession problem.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 04:11 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boss wants me to keep my headphones volume low enough to hear my work phone ring AND stay awake at my desk like some kind of wizard.
←Rate | 04-25-2013 05:23 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car.
←Rate | 01-01-2013 17:50 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drank like 3 Four Lokos and some hand sanitizer last night, blacked out and apparently officiated a Monday Night Football game.
←Rate | 09-26-2012 04:24 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon If everyone "resolves" to not care about the Kardashians in 2012 do you think they'll go away?
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:17 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've learned sooo much from my mistakes.. I'm thinking of making some more
←Rate | 06-24-2012 05:19 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful who you call friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:29 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon People act all surprised that there's a bacon shortage, as if they have never seen a single episode of Honey Boo Boo.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 04:12 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank god we don't send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?
←Rate | 04-25-2013 05:20 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need more pets because I'm running out of passwords.
←Rate | 09-29-2012 04:11 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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