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   messageicon Do you wanna know how Interesting Soccer is to the Average American? Let's See, I'll name the two soccer players I've ever heard of.. David Beckham and.. I think Rod Stewart Played years ago."
←Rate | 06-26-2010 21:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Bleah and Latex Gloves: $10.. Plastic wrap, trash bags and duct tape: $20...Chainsaw: $200 The horrified look on the cashiers face: PRICELESS!"
←Rate | 05-13-2011 11:30 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Restaurants, please stop trying to get clever with your restroom signs. I have a very small bladder."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 20:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out softcore porn isn't like real sex, it doesn't fade out to a candle, waterfall or something lame like that."
←Rate | 08-26-2010 21:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody goes to that Bar anymore. It's too crowded... wait, what, nevermind, let's go!"
←Rate | 08-20-2010 16:35 by Dylan Bosch Comments (2)  


   messageicon really getting sick of all these so-called "Twilight" Rip-off shows or shows that had the vampire idea but realised it after the series. How's come when "Avatar" came out. they didn't bring back the Smurfs?"
←Rate | 07-08-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (5)  


   messageicon if Winter was alive, I would hunt it down and kill it..."
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser!
←Rate | 11-18-2010 14:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I imagine love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then Listening to it over and over again till you hate that song."
←Rate | 12-20-2013 16:37 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
←Rate | 02-13-2013 17:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon why don't they just make a James Bond Television Series? Because if you think about it, there's already enough movies to make one season."
←Rate | 09-12-2010 12:11 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust me.. You DO NOT want to see how a Sausage Fest is Made!"
←Rate | 07-13-2010 21:58 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon some kid told me that my "Picture is under Idiot in the Dictionary" I put on a medieval face and replied "It's better then the obituary!!"
←Rate | 04-10-2010 20:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembering how when he was young and only kiss on the lips was a big deal, now a days it's like let's cut the bullsh*t let's have sexy time."
←Rate | 07-03-2010 23:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heigh ho! Heigh ho! It's Off to the Bar I go.."
←Rate | 09-04-2010 15:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I Hate or Can't Stand Drama" is translation for "I'm gonna be the first one to cause all the Drama Tonight, just thought I would give you the heads up!"
←Rate | 08-30-2010 14:16 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon one of you people has stolen my brain, and I want it back raight naow bfoor tinghs dtt ny wurs
←Rate | 07-14-2010 11:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Recipe for disaster: When your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad..."
←Rate | 03-09-2012 13:49 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I Never understood why people watch porn together while having sex. If I have porn then what the hell do I need with another person?"
←Rate | 07-15-2013 23:57 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realised Chewbacca carries a Purse!"
←Rate | 07-14-2010 19:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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