l Funny Status Messages

   I need a full body the selfie movement ain't doin it for me lady's

   This status is dedicated to all the pretty girls and the ugly ones too cause to me your pretty anyway baby.

   after you break down in a car you feel so violated, you don't even want the car no more.

   a little shake .. a little tingle.. a little shake.. a little tingle.

   customers get on my nerves, if you gotta wait on a line wait !...."open up another register" If you at a red light you don't tell the police to open up another red light do you? wait you turn!

   its been so windy lately, I think mother nature ate some bad Taco Bell.

   preparing for sunshine but expecting rain.

   such a drunk I just took the Wine out of Amys house.

   "F hash tags and retweets, 140 characters in these streets"

   froget the world ending in 2012 , my inspection sticker ends in 2012!!

   I just threw my clothes away and bought my garbage to the laundry mat

   My brackets perfect so far, I fill it out after every game.

   It's my birthday!! These crazy woman sending me all these flowers it look like a funeral up in here