Eddy Funny Status Messages

   2020 will be like any other election...Kanye will vote for Kanye

   Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket

   TGIF....this gas is free (neighbor doesnt use locking gas cap

   brought to you today...by the neighbor's router

   you know it's holiday time when you see a charlie brown special on tv

   if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down

   whenver ur alone & need a hug, just remember....so does a cactus

   I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape

   the 1st amendment gives you the freedom of speech but the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms

   i'm thinking about sending a fruitcake to some family members for Christmas...u know the old saying "you are what you eat"

   why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?

   if family visits tonight dressed as zombies, I just might start palying "resident evil...the wii version"

   raisins....nonalcoholic box of wine

   people talk about working on their "summer body" but I've been working on my winter body for years

   pi day & hump day....it must be "Jason Biggs day"

   it's the time of year agian to get a lot of fruit cakes...now I cant wait for them to leave & go back to their own homes

   if William Shatner takes a crap, does he call it a "captain's log"?

   my new years resolution is 800 x 600

   Where do I sign up for the Space Force? I've heard "not if you were the last guy on Earth" so space is still hopeful

   why do some parents send the kid to their room when their bad?..."you did something wrong so go where you keep your toys & think about it"