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   messageicon The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents. The second half will be ruined by our children.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 00:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm getting too old to drop it like it's hot, so I'm just gonna squat like its warm!!!
←Rate | 09-16-2012 21:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon That annoying moment when your juice box refuses to lose it's virginity
←Rate | 04-27-2012 16:46 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wondering if your adopted because your the only sexy one in the family.
←Rate | 10-25-2011 02:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ambulances & Fire Trucks would be more effective if they played "Move B*ich Get Out The Way" by Ludacris instead of a siren!
←Rate | 10-26-2011 16:54 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, It's too dark."
←Rate | 10-26-2011 17:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon *finds out crush isn't at school today* "Damn, I wasted an outfit."
←Rate | 11-01-2011 23:20 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 20:05 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Deny,Deny,Deny..If they aint got pictures,they aint got sh*t!
←Rate | 01-21-2012 18:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon You just don't just come into someones life, make them care and then just leave.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Taking a test at school: My answer is Yes. If yes please explain...my answer is No
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:07 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I really hate being Bi-Polar. It's fantastic! ):)
←Rate | 02-06-2012 00:43 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like a dumbf*ck trying to figure out what to do.
←Rate | 11-22-2011 13:30 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 23:10 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon SO HUNGRY.. but not hungry enough to get up and get food.!!!!!!!!!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 23:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm about to yell inside an envelope!....voice mail..b*tch
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:13 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon pizza is the only love triangle I want
←Rate | 12-16-2013 18:15 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon Studying: The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
←Rate | 10-28-2011 00:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon FINALS: May cause sleep deprivation, loss of friends and fun, neglect of family, excessive crying and hair loss and burning eyes. Is the semester over yet???
←Rate | 12-05-2011 11:23 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate it when someone else buys the things I mentally claimed
←Rate | 10-28-2011 01:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  

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