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   messageicon After Watching a scary movie.:IT'S OKAY I DIDN'T WANT TO SLEEP TONIGHT ANYWAY.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 10:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to flip the page over.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 23:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.
←Rate | 11-26-2011 00:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know you're irritated when somebody tells you to "have a nice day" and you respond with, "Don't tell me what to do!" -__-
←Rate | 11-20-2011 16:37 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no angry way to say "bubbles"
←Rate | 11-20-2011 16:36 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretending you're the host of a cooking show, when you're home alone cooking.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 03:06 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: Whatcha eating? Me: alphabet soup. Friend: looks like spaghetti to me. Me: It's in Arabic
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:40 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number than that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:39 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have to question whether or not your behavior is acceptable, it's probably not.... and we should definitely hang out :)
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:32 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody Dates Anymore, Everybody has a ``Thing" with someone
←Rate | 11-13-2011 22:16 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you!!!!
←Rate | 11-13-2011 20:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed.
←Rate | 11-13-2011 18:09 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hmm, I should throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 22:52 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeaaaa... LMFAO :D
←Rate | 11-12-2011 15:58 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Press a toy in the store* *won't stop making noises *slowly walk away*
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:41 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since the commercial, I've always wanted to jump on a Tempur-pedic bed with a glass full of wine.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 23:36 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember when I was a kid I went on the computer just to use paint. :)
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:48 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear anyone who can finish an eraser, chapstick, and a pencil, without losing it: You're my idol!
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:33 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its stupid when someone texts you first and they never reply after you text them back..
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:24 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 00:00 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  




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