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   messageicon Don't worry guy's, my family could hold off North Korea by ourselves......
←Rate | 04-05-2013 20:34 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow....Thought I was passing a kidney stone, but it was just a jellybean. I'm good.
←Rate | 04-02-2013 18:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry about the problems in North Korea, besides the destroyer......we've sent the B52's over. They'll surrender once they've listened to Love Shack a few times.
←Rate | 04-01-2013 16:24 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm guessing if we see pink smoke, that will mean the justices has reached a decision?
←Rate | 03-27-2013 15:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon St. Patrick Pro Tip: Clean your toilet now!! You may be face down in it later........
←Rate | 03-17-2013 14:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has the new Pope made a Harlem Shake video yet?
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of new Pope, boys underwear half off at Walmart....
←Rate | 03-13-2013 15:14 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed.
←Rate | 03-12-2013 13:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI - Remember to set your clocks forward an hour this weekend because we can only afford 23 hours a day now due to the sequester......
←Rate | 03-08-2013 11:09 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hot dog warmers at Citgo seem to be rolling at half-speed tonight, must be in honor of Chavez?
←Rate | 03-05-2013 19:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hugo Chavez: First confirmed victim of sequester......
←Rate | 03-05-2013 18:00 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sequester Day 1. Sarasota, Florida. Lights still turn on, my shower had hot water, no rioting yet. I'm secure in my bunker. Rations inventoried. Locked & loaded...... God help us
←Rate | 03-01-2013 11:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being swallowed by a sinkhole is a bad way to start the day. At least he gets to avoid the sequester...
←Rate | 03-01-2013 08:44 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am going into my sequester bunker now, someone call me when this nightmare is over! I am terrified......
←Rate | 02-28-2013 10:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Oscar Pistorius was born without arms instead of born without legs, this whole thing would of never happened...
←Rate | 02-22-2013 09:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lord, please forgive these gas prices, for they know not what they do to my pockets...
←Rate | 02-21-2013 12:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it is high time Obama gets serious on meteorite control.....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 09:53 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looking at those meteorite videos from Chelyabinsk. I have learned Russians have very bad radio stations....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 08:37 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon it just me or does it look like the Carnival cruise ship is leaving a skid mark across Mobile Bay?
←Rate | 02-14-2013 18:41 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've decided!! I’m giving up my New Years resolutions for Lent....
←Rate | 02-12-2013 10:59 by sully Comments (0)  




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