L Funny Status Messages

   I love people that go to the beach w. a t shirt over their bathing suit, I think that draws more attention to whatever ur trying to hide

   whats dumber than being married to your best friend for facebook purposes??????

   if you beat the odds , they all knew you could do it.

   "Women are made to be loved, not understood."

   i bet you the first club was a barbershop.

   hates when I wake up late for work and get ready in a hurry, then you realize its your day off. : (

   remember the police are sort of like dogs, they usually don't chase you unless you run.

   wishes Lebron went to The Mets.

   "Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"

   The girl is mine, Life's a b*tch so the whole world is mine.

   haha yeah dude she talks about you all the time . .. . . she hates you..

   you better like this status or I'll post a old picture of you and really get some laughs

   hates facebook! you ever go to click on someones name in chat n they log off.