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   messageicon it says on my sidebar on facebook.. "Many of people who like Lindsey Lohan also liked Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" Oh no, that can't be good.
←Rate | 09-02-2010 21:07 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women ask for advice on what to wear and then end up wearing the exact opposite.. that's why I think Snow Pants and Leather Jackets are sexy as hell on them."
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon never shout out "Fruit Cake" at a gay wedding. You never know who your gonna offend."
←Rate | 09-01-2010 12:42 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon EPIC FAIL: Ripping the easy-open tab right off the last can of chef boyardee ravioli and not having a can opener to back it up."
←Rate | 08-31-2010 19:51 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I Hate or Can't Stand Drama" is translation for "I'm gonna be the first one to cause all the Drama Tonight, just thought I would give you the heads up!"
←Rate | 08-30-2010 14:16 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon found out softcore porn isn't like real sex, it doesn't fade out to a candle, waterfall or something lame like that."
←Rate | 08-26-2010 21:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing pisses me off like a bird WALKING across a street. No it's cool. I'll wait. BTW You can FLY dumbass!
←Rate | 08-20-2010 21:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 20:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (1)  


   messageicon Restaurants, please stop trying to get clever with your restroom signs. I have a very small bladder."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 20:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear people in the apartment beneath me: banging on your ceiling doesn't make me want to finish any sooner. It actually makes me want to leave the vacuum on indefinitely....and I think I'll go take a shower now, too."
←Rate | 08-20-2010 19:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody goes to that Bar anymore. It's too crowded... wait, what, nevermind, let's go!"
←Rate | 08-20-2010 16:35 by Dylan Bosch Comments (2)  


   messageicon Alright! Drunk me from last night made hungover me some epic sandwiches for lunch today. Man, I love that guy!" :)
←Rate | 08-19-2010 14:01 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never hold your farts in. They go up your Spine then into your mind and that's where you're shi*ty idea's come from!"
←Rate | 08-19-2010 13:46 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon A Brunette, A Blonde and a Man with Dandruff walk out of an Elevator, The Brunette says to the Blonde "Someone need's to give that guy some Head & Shoulders!" the Blonde asks "How do you give Shoulders?"
←Rate | 08-18-2010 23:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon still wants to know if everybody's still attending my Huge Orgy Party held on December 21, 2012 at my place?"
←Rate | 08-18-2010 23:16 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone still miss the old facebook?.. yeah that's what I thought, sell-outs."
←Rate | 08-18-2010 22:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know I like my status updates like I like my mini skirts. Long enough to cover the important parts but short enough to keep things interesting."
←Rate | 08-17-2010 20:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon do you know why kids think I'm Cool?.. Because I was raised to talk and think like a 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle' that's why."
←Rate | 08-17-2010 15:22 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
←Rate | 08-13-2010 18:18 by DYLAN BOSCH Comments (0)  


   messageicon Brett Favre retired today, I'm not Worried about it too much. It's kinda like when Snoop Dog quit's weed. It really means nothing."
←Rate | 08-03-2010 11:20 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  




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