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   messageicon I may be the girl of us two, but I think I've proven I've got way more balls.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:23 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon No more b!tch pills for YOU miss crabby A$$
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:22 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon girls have unique powers they get wet without water, bleed without an injury & make boneless things get hard.
←Rate | 03-10-2010 14:18 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:41 by cj Comments (4)  


   messageicon Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:38 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:37 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:36 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:34 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:34 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:32 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:31 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:31 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:29 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard? Put up goal posts.
←Rate | 02-07-2010 15:07 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:50 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon •Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:46 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon •When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:45 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon •Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:43 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Use this for•The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:42 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, "Did you know it's time for your annual check-up?" No, but now my mailman does.
←Rate | 02-02-2010 17:45 by cj Comments (0)  




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