anonymous Funny Status Messages

   high on life... and glue

   your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

   fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

   Trying To Conquer The World

   holding the world for ransom

   on my space trying to Google your you tube

   "just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "

   very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!

   "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "

   pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box

   like that and that's the way it is

   a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.

   made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.

   going back to the future

   going around in circles

   eating pasta with chopsticks.

   let the dogs out

   had his left side removed. He's all right now

   in your mum's extended network.

   wearing spray on pants.