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   messageicon Regardless of your views, you gotta' agree today is a bad day to be a chicken in America
←Rate | 08-01-2012 20:31 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm starting to believe that most people wouldn't be that much different if they were turned into actual zombies....
←Rate | 08-21-2012 15:42 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Working on my hurricane prep list. Heineken's, Cigarette's, Red Cross phone number. All done!
←Rate | 08-22-2012 13:12 by sully Comments (1)  


   messageicon Lost a couple FB friends overnight. Hopefully they just died and it wasn't something I said...
←Rate | 08-23-2012 10:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, but I think being the first man to walk on the Moon is an amazing achievement. They can never take that away from him...
←Rate | 08-24-2012 07:18 by sully Comments (2)  


   messageicon HURRICANE Tip: Make certain to create a giant "X" with duct tape on all your windows to alert neighbors you are an idiot.....
←Rate | 08-26-2012 05:01 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Memo to New Orleans: You can't turn the Superdome into a sewer this time., emergency shelter will be at Tom Benson's house....
←Rate | 08-26-2012 16:45 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look, if we all work together, we can lift and move New Orleans to a new location...
←Rate | 08-27-2012 09:20 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The East Nile virus is apparently not as deadly or notorious?
←Rate | 08-27-2012 14:08 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never underestimate a Cat 1 Hurricane: I've never seen a situation involving one cat, water & a blow dryer end well..
←Rate | 08-28-2012 14:57 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife and grandchildren are out of town. I'm eating ice cream for breakfast in my whitie tighties, I'm the man of the house now!!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 08:50 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago...
←Rate | 09-06-2012 16:40 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon "All gave some, and some gave all" Remember 9/11......
←Rate | 09-10-2012 17:38 by sully Comments (4)  


   messageicon Personally, I think today should be "Cap a Diaperhead" day! Just saying
←Rate | 09-14-2012 12:23 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon No special plans tonight, but I'm thinking about throwing rocks at a foreign embassy and then grilling some burgers. Hit me up if you wanna join? My mom is coming too....
←Rate | 09-14-2012 13:39 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Working on my (throwing rocks at) people skills....Just in case
←Rate | 09-15-2012 09:14 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be nice to your stalker. They just want to be loved...
←Rate | 09-17-2012 16:56 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Lord.....Please lead the NFL out of this referee lockout and deliver us scab free officiating. Amen.
←Rate | 09-25-2012 08:08 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently the NFL replacement Refs now work as tape-delay guys at Fox News....
←Rate | 09-28-2012 18:03 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo? And can it get me high?
←Rate | 10-02-2012 10:54 by sully Comments (0)  




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