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   messageicon "It's complicated" is Facebook for "he's not hittin' it right."
←Rate | 02-16-2012 18:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Young guys with beards are always secretly sad when you talk to them & don't compliment their beard.
←Rate | 02-17-2012 00:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I understand how people feel when they see their ex with someone else. I feel the SAME way when I see the pizza guy at somebody else house
←Rate | 02-18-2012 19:39 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three skiers kiled in an avalanche today... meanwhile in my living room me and my beer remain totally safe.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 19:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to "Take them to the Bee Room!"
←Rate | 02-20-2012 12:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My kids got in a fist fight while playing one of those claw machines at the pizza joint & sh@t like that is why I'm never sober.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 12:23 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently, I can't say "Blak paint!" any more. I have to be PC and say, "Please paint that wall, Leroy."
←Rate | 02-20-2012 15:24 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your picture on Facebook (`▽´) .Your face in real life (‾(••)‾)
←Rate | 02-23-2012 19:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 12:46 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout 2 all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 11:51 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hold up Biatch (┌'-')┌︻╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿╤── \(‾- ‾\) where is my mutha fucckin sauce for my Mc. Nuggets!
←Rate | 02-27-2012 13:05 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 19:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I pissed a taxi driver off today. I told him to reverse all the way to my house. He had to pay me $8.20
←Rate | 03-04-2012 00:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon | ( • )( • ) | Spongebob / ( • )( • ) \ Patrick ( (•)(•) ) Squidward | (•) | Plankton |•||•| Mr. Krabs
←Rate | 03-04-2012 00:33 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dudes be talking that "I fear nothing but god" b.s but let a loose pitbull start running down the street.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 11:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas prices are about $3.95 a gallon and females still think guys are coming over to just "CHILL"
←Rate | 03-10-2012 22:42 by fadolo Comments (1)  


   messageicon HOW LONG IS THIS DORITOS COMMERCIAL!? Grandma, that's just Jersey Shore...
←Rate | 03-10-2012 22:44 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (-_(-_(-_(*-_-)_-)_-) (>^_^)> }¡{ Dammiit Dude quit chasing that butterfly & get back over here
←Rate | 03-11-2012 17:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI: If you beep your horn .03 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off my car, lay on the hood, and feed birds for an hour!
←Rate | 03-11-2012 21:13 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You sit quietly under a needle for hours getting a tattoo but if I touch you with my ice cold feet you let out a bloodcurdling scream.
←Rate | 03-11-2012 21:16 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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