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   messageicon Don't be so serious. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me...I'll laugh at you."
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:03 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.. Happy St. Patty's Day!!"
←Rate | 03-16-2011 19:04 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is an "A" and "B" conversation, so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"'s you up like a "G" :)
←Rate | 04-17-2011 00:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water... it's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."
←Rate | 04-21-2011 20:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon justin bieber is still alive :(
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:15 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon if Osama really did believe that he was getting all those virgin's after death,.. umm.. then why the f*ck was he hiding for ten years?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 11:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Misunderstanding one word can make all the difference - like the time my girlfriend said that she'd like me to splurge on her occasionally."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any story you tell about something you did the night before, that starts with the word "Apparently," is probably awesome."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:26 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, I'm not "done sleeping." In fact, I will never be done sleeping, I'm merely taking a break in order to earn money so that I may keep my bed in its current, climate-controlled location.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I do not understand how a phone that starts your car can be a selling point. If someone steals your phone, they not only have your car, but more than likely your facebook, which let's face it, is scarier than losing a car.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Inside me there is a thin, blonde, glamourous woman. But that's just because I lost a bet at a sorority party and had to eat a barbie doll."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:33 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not that I'm complaining, but I think the sales lady at the furniture store misunderstood when I told her I wanted one nightstand."
←Rate | 05-09-2011 14:34 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a little tea pot, short and stout... Consequently, my brother the beer keg gets all the chicks."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:23 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having a wireless mouse makes it way too tempting to throw it across the room when my computer gives me trouble."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:25 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you guys really my friends or are you just my facebook friends?"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 20:41 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So when I smack you upside the head, remember... I had a reason!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:10 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:14 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mess with me, I'll fight back. Mess with my friends, I'll hurt you. Mess with ones I love, and they'll never be able to identify you."
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:19 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO NARNIA" :)
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:27 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  




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