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   messageicon And the defense of the sinners shall part like the red sea when he, the chosen one, drives his team to victory. Book Of Tebow 3:25
←Rate | 01-08-2012 20:30 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???
←Rate | 02-02-2014 15:33 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have pet peeves-I have major psychotic f##cking hatreds!!!
←Rate | 07-15-2011 17:14 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wear knit hats because its cold outside, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay
←Rate | 09-20-2011 16:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your a Packer fan when you consider your season a success by beating the 'Bears' and not by rings on your fingers
←Rate | 02-02-2011 21:06 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon checked in at Charlie Sheen's Bungalow
←Rate | 02-15-2011 20:49 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I own 11,000 air guitars and I know a guy in Russia that owns 5 more then me,,,
←Rate | 01-25-2012 20:56 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, thew shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting axed
←Rate | 07-15-2011 17:17 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a buddy that is a vegetarian not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!!!
←Rate | 07-05-2011 22:24 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking about lighting up the fire pit to cool down outside
←Rate | 07-22-2011 13:14 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon pandora just gave me a Hanson song and it wasn't even Mmmbop...Shamful!!!
←Rate | 08-24-2011 14:59 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Feeling like a movie tonight....I think I'll watch Fast and Furious 6 and then maybe half of 7
←Rate | 12-10-2013 20:52 by Migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry if you cant understand, but I need a Radio inside my hand!!!
←Rate | 02-16-2011 22:08 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon why don't they just make service contracts that expire the day before you need them
←Rate | 08-02-2011 20:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who thinks McDonald's should only get their beef from Macau?
←Rate | 07-13-2012 16:36 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your a Packer Fan When Your Porch Collapses and it kills more than 5 dogs!!!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 16:14 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon They told God that Joe Paterno was waiting at the Pearly Gates. And then God passed that information along to the proper authorities.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 20:31 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harrison Fords plane crashed??? I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area
←Rate | 03-06-2015 08:49 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to fill a Pinata full of puke and break it over the collective heads of the Jonas Brothers
←Rate | 06-13-2011 18:24 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon at least the Notre Dame crowd Evacuated Like A Champion Yesterday
←Rate | 09-04-2011 10:08 by migasjoe Comments (0)  




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