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   messageicon Hi, I'm chucky! wanna play?"
←Rate | 10-01-2010 10:45 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not a fan of that show 'the Voice'.. Call me old fashioned but I just don't think somebody who f*cked up the National Anthem in front of millions of people should judge anybody."
←Rate | 04-18-2012 14:12 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon My dad once told me that, by definition, a leader is someone who has followers, and the more followers, the greater the leader. I think that was true right up until the advent of Twitter."
←Rate | 06-07-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon PMS: stands for either "Pass My Shotgun" or "Potential Murder Suspect". Take your pick.
←Rate | 03-05-2011 10:50 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 19:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya know...I always look for inner beauty in a woman. Once inner...beauty!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 22:39 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels like Simba in Lion King, you know that part where he's stuck in the stampede, and his dad dies saving him, but then later he meets Timon and Pumbaa... f*ck black friday I'm going home to watch Lion King."
←Rate | 11-25-2011 11:50 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is a Reason why Everybody says Everything happens for a Reason?"
←Rate | 02-11-2013 11:42 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided that I am not an alcoholic...I am an extreme social partier with a drinking habit...I say habit because a problem is something you want to fix!"
←Rate | 05-12-2011 11:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon dislikes people who make fun of Brett Favre just because of his age. Basically all you're saying is "He's older then me, and still play's the game better then I ever will."
←Rate | 09-09-2010 18:08 by Dylan Bosch Comments (3)  


   messageicon stupid campaign commercials. Because of them, Everytime before I "Like" someone else's status I say to myself. My name is 'X' and I approve this message
←Rate | 11-03-2010 20:16 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon your not a Jedi,. so stop waving at elecrtronic door's outside of Wal-mart like you have the force, you dork."
←Rate | 04-16-2010 13:59 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends."
←Rate | 02-24-2010 00:41 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon do you think that butterflies get tattoo's of women's butts?"
←Rate | 03-05-2011 11:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:29 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did I log into Facebook or Pinterest? I'll tell you what color that dress is.. It's who and why do you all give a f**k!"
←Rate | 02-27-2015 00:21 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon is it just me, or are 80% of the faces in the "people you may know feature" on Facebook, people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
←Rate | 11-18-2010 19:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon still gets Rick Roll'd on youtube every once in awhile."
←Rate | 10-05-2010 17:56 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a pill bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness."
←Rate | 09-07-2011 14:52 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm watching a special on how William wooed Kate with his cooking skills. Good for him. If I was in his position, my wooing program would only consist of . . . you know I'm going to be king someday."
←Rate | 07-01-2011 11:09 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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