l Funny Status Messages

   I just made a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico, Thanks Irene

   my birthday is everyday thats why I don't do nothing special on my birthday.....its just another day.

   My name is __________ and my goal is to make you smile.

   Facebook live exposing sh*tty cellphones 2015

   will work for a status.

   Im 98% black the other 2% is milk.

   Death is at the NBA's door and Stern just invited it in for a cup of tea.

   I could post the funniest status ever and I'll still get at least one dislike. Hi hater!

   If there's left overs... You can't cook.

   i bet you the first club was a barbershop.

   Jason Collins needs a bubble bath

   Im the guys she marrys, your the guy she only loves in a handicapped bathroom.

   is wondering on which day God created Justin Bieber... couldn't he have rested on that day too?

   Happiness is the best drug on earth and I want to be the number one drug dealer

   monday - friday , we work. saturday - sunday they party I'm still @ work. they sleep I'm dreaming!

   Im not a Giants fan but I pay NY taxes so I can root for them whenever I want.

   FB jackings just another fantasy by the annonymous

   why am I the only one on chat and everybody posting ever 2 minutes??

   three strikes in Wii bowling I got a turkey :D Happy Thanksgiving Me.

   smoking probable cause :D