fadolo Funny Status Messages

   Beyonce might be hot but underneath all thatt hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.

   I could have lived forever without knowing grandpa had a 'dong down to his knees' but thanks for the visual grandma.

   Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...

   If you have to give me CPR and your breath stinks just let me die.

   Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?

   Ladies.. Yall had 7 months to get mentally prepared for Football Season. We dealt with yall Loser Wives shows all year!

   The decoys on 'To Catch A Predator' must have a hard time getting dates.

   Like you've never tried using the Force to reach the remote.

   Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.

   thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on

   Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word.

   Son: "Dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Dad: "Ask your sister." Son: "But I don't have a..."

   ‎#<( '-'< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >'-' )># but then I was like, ( >'#'< ) I'm hungry ( >'-'< ) so I ate it."

   If you invite a girl over to "watch a movie" and actually watch a movie, you're a failure as a man.

   "Hold me." -Grudges

   WhitePeopleGoogleSearches How do I find my stolen iPhone BlackPeopleGoogleSearches How do I unlock the iPhone I just found..

   Roger Clemens is coming back to baseball at age 50. Proof that if you work hard and live right you'll lose your roster spot to Clemens.

   "It's complicated" is Facebook for "he's not hittin' it right."

   A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know.

   If she watches trash tv that's how her personality is too