Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   going to hunt down the "Nationwide Is On Your Side" dude

   They told me I can't sit in the parking lot anymore and post that I'm working out. So I guess I'll go in and give it a try...

   "OMG that guy is dead!! No wait, he's okay..." - My wife's first time watching professional soccer

   When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it...

   Changed my iCloud password to, "1234". Now we wait...

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   Merry Hammered People!!!! I'm Christmas!!!!

   Sorry... my powers can only be used for good.

   i've always wanted to walk to a stranger, hand them a briefcase and whisper, "You know what to do." and walk away....

   I don't like the Republican Party and I don't like the Democratic Party... I just like to PARTY

   Come on guys and gals!!! There are people who visit every day who rely on us!!!

   My Siamese twin told me the funniest joke this morning!! I laughed so hard I almost pissed himself!!!!

   very upset!!! I had Lindsey in the Celebrity Death Pool at work.

   Am I the only one praying for an, "Equiptment Malfunction" during the halftime show tonight?

   I know it's hard to believe but one year ago today, it was Oct. 8th...

   I had a nightmare last night where no dogs would let me pet them. It was awful...

   thankful my kids taught me how to Copy and Paste...

   My 80 year young mother in law and I are fighting over who's gonna drive to the strip club..... priceless

   of all the things i've lost, I miss my childhood the most...

   Anyone want to hang out tonight? Miley ruined my plans...