Migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   Frankly auto correct... i'm getting really tired of your shirt

   would like to thank all the micro-brewerys out there for making my alcoholism appear to be no more than a fun hobby

   Magic Mike has the makings to be this generations Show Girls...just sayin

   God as my witness...I thought Turkeys could fly!!!!

   Apparantly Friday was National Day of the Ninja. I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day… well played

   Police reports state that Aaron Hernandez is claiming Bill Belichick instructed him to destroy the surveillance tapes

   Facebook status from God: Sorry rest of World...junior and I can't help you right now...we are busy helping some loon cross the Grand Canyon on a piece of floss

   Very disappointed that Nikolai Volkov wasn't selected to light the Olympic flame

   in a land of chimpanzees I was a monkey

   check my math here...but isn't the square root of 69, eight sumthin

   Got my favorite Christmas movie, A Christmas Story, from my in-laws for my birthday. I was shocked that the DVD version is abbreviated to 90 minutes. I always thought it was 24 hours.

   writing about music is like dancing about architecture

   takes wine in a box to a whole different level

   I can't stand the fact that people are so obsessed with this movie Frozen! They need to "Let it go...let it gooooo.

   Wit is far more often a shield than a lance

   the closest thing we ever got to a 3D movie was my friends Donkey punching me while watching Rocky

   happy birthday to all those born today in 1928...celebrating their 21st birthday

   This new season of 24 sucks...Jack Bauer hasn't had to kill anyone yet

   My wife says I look tough with my headphones on...she doesnt need to know I am listening to Annie

   my New Years Resolution is to be less laz